Topic: The Club House / Comebacks

Heard em all. The officers I respect do not descend to the level of inmates by trading insults with them.

Topic: A Broader View / Is it really as negative as it sounds?

If you barely managed to graduate from high school. If you have a high tolerance for incompetence. If you have a hankering to sit around on your fat butt and eat junk food. If you can convince yourself you are a member of some elite SWAT team and not just a dolt with a ring of keys - yeah, it’s not as negative as it sounds.