Topic: The Club House / A Good Laugh

I’m gettin’ holetime for Christmas,
C/O’s and Sgts. are mad,
I’m gettin’ holetime for Christmas,
‘cause I aint been nuttin’ but bad.

I tossed poo at a C/O’s head,
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a shank beneath my bed,
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled juice upon the floor,
I made celly be a score,
Stole some soups and stole some more,
Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I’m gettin’ holetime for Christmas,
C/O’s and Sgts. are mad,
I’m gettin’ holetime for Christmas,
‘cause I aint been nuttin’ but bad.

I hid a stinger under my chair,
Somebody snitchen on me.
I staged my door upon a dare,
Somebody snitched on me.
I did a dance on celly’s pants,
Spit sixteen and poohed my pants,
Dropped my tray and caused some ants,
Somebody snitched on me.

So, I’m gettin’ holetime for Christmas,
C/O’s and Sgts. are mad,
I’m gettin’ holetime for Christmas,
‘cause I aint been nuttin’ but bad.

I won’t be seeing Santa Claus,
Somebody snitched on me.
He won’t come visit me because,
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I’ll be going straight,
Next year I’ll be good, just wait,
I’d start now, but its too late,
Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I’m gettin’ holetime for Christmas,
C/O’s and Sgts. are mad,
I’m gettin’ holetime for Christmas,
‘cause I aint been nuttin’ but bad.

So you better be good whatever you do,
‘Cause if you’re bad I’m warning you,
You’ll get holetime for Christmas.

(Re-Written By: Me C/O for 4 years)